LOST IN TRANLATION
(from: LOST IN TRANSLATION, Charlie Croker, Arrow Books)
-TAIWAN:
If there is anything we can do to assist and help,
Please do not contact us.
-In the window of an Indian shop:
Why go somewhere else to be cheated
When you can come here?
-Sri Lanka
Do not use the diving board
When the swimming pool is empty.
-Sign outside Chinese store:
We try our best to decrease your life.
- Notice in a dry-cleaner’s window in Bangkok, Thailand:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.
- Laundry in Rome, Italy:
Ladies, leave your clothes here
And spend the afternoon having a good time.
-Store in Amman, Jordan:
Visit our bargain basement – one flight up.
- Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
- Qatar:
Please do not use the lift when it is not working.
-Zurich, Switzerland:
We have nice bath and are very good in bed.
-Seoul:
Choose twin bed or marriage size;
We regret no King Kong size.
-Sign in the courtyard of a Barcelona hotel:
No automobiles, Pederosts only.
- Tokyo, Japan:
Is forbidden to steal towels please.
If you are not person to do such thing
Is please not to read notis.
-Las Palmas, Canary Islands:
If you telephone for room service, you will get the answer you deserve.
-Hamburg, Germany:
It is our intention to pleasure you every day.
- Tokyo:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
-Tapai, Taiwan:
If there is anything we can do to assist and help you,
Please do not contact us.
- Guangdong, China:
We serve you with hostiality.
