Posted by: crisdiaz24 | January 19, 2012



(from: LOST IN TRANSLATION,  Charlie Croker, Arrow Books)

If there is anything we can do to assist and help,
Please do not contact us.

-In the window of an Indian shop:
Why go somewhere else to be cheated
When you can come here?

-Sri Lanka
Do not use the diving board
When the swimming pool is empty.

-Sign outside Chinese store:
We try our best to decrease your life.

–    Notice in a dry-cleaner’s window in Bangkok, Thailand:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.

–    Laundry in Rome, Italy:
Ladies, leave your clothes here
And spend the afternoon having a good time.

-Store in Amman, Jordan:
Visit our bargain basement – one flight up.

–    Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

–    Qatar:
Please do not use the lift when it is not working.

-Zurich, Switzerland:
We have nice bath and are very good in bed.

Choose twin bed or marriage size;
We regret no King Kong size.

-Sign in the courtyard of a Barcelona hotel:
No automobiles, Pederosts only.

–    Tokyo, Japan:
Is forbidden to steal towels please.
If you are not person to do such thing
Is please not to read notis.

-Las Palmas, Canary Islands:
If you telephone for room service, you will get the answer you deserve.

-Hamburg, Germany:
It is our intention to pleasure you every day.

–    Tokyo:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.

-Tapai, Taiwan:
If there is anything we can do to assist and help you,
Please do not contact us.

–    Guangdong, China:
We serve you with hostiality.


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