Imaginary regrets

FAMOUS REGRETS

Read the following regrets and guess who might have regretted the following things:

 

1. I wish I hadn’t cut my ear off.
2. I wish I hadn’t declared war on Irak.
3. If only I hadn’t been sent to prison.
4. I wish my husband were not guilty.
5. I wish I hadn’t resigned as leader of Spain’s Socialist party.
6. I wish we hadn’t handed out the wrong card.
7. I wish I hadn’t given the card to Faye Dunaway.
8. I wish he wouldn’t quit Barça.
9. I wish we didn’t have to pay for leaving the E.U.
10. I wish I had seen that iceberg in time.
11. I wish I didn’t have to make up my mind whether to lead the Socialist Party.
12. I wish I hadn’t written Satanic Verses.
13. I wish I hadn’t assaulted Parliament in Madrid.
14. If only I hadn’t gone to Dallas.
15. I wish I hadn’t trusted Brutus.
16. I wish I hadn’t spent 27 years in a South-African prison.
17. I wish I hadn’t sent the Armada to Britain.
18. I wish I hadn’t abdicated in my son.
19. If only I hadn’t invaded Russia.
20. I wish we hadn’t flown so close to the sun.

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